Corporeal Form Review (not sponsored) (not clickbait)
Jun 1, 2021 22:08:50 GMT
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Post by wirsindkrieg on Jun 1, 2021 22:08:50 GMT
Hey gamers, Mal here. Today I'm gonna be reviewing Having a Corporeal Form and Being Made of Meat. Before I start, I wanna say that this video isn't sponsored, so this is my honest opinion. I didn't pay for my Corporeal Form, though. I got it as a gift a while back, but since they're all the rage again, I figured I should give my review now. I do have a bit of an older model, though, so they might have changed some stuff in the new ones. YMMV.
So first off, let me just say that this thing is high maintenance. For real. You have to constantly be taking care of your Corporeal Form, or it just won't stop causing you problems. I've had ex-girlfriends that were less needy. [insert laugh track here] But seriously, you have to provide food every few hours, water basically all the time, and let's not go into having to clean up after it. You have to be paying attention to it constantly to keep up with what it needs.
Then there's all the little problems. Bad back, bad knees, bad brain... Basically, have a Corporeal Form means that if you aren't dealing with one thing, you're dealing with something else. And it doesn't take long for them to basically start falling apart. I've had mine for about 30 years now (I know, I'm like the Crypt Keeper), and already the knees are messed up, the back doesn't work right, and that's not getting into the issues in the head. Planned obsolescence is real.
On top of that, every day or so, it makes you fall unconscious for hours at a time, you vividly hallucinate the whole time, and then when you finally wake up you wind up forgetting whatever you hallucinated. It's a real pain, and while you can work to prevent it for a while, you can only manage a few days before your Corporeal Form will make sure it happens anyways. It's a drag.
It's also a major commitment, both in time and money. Once you have a Corporeal Form, you're stuck with it for the rest of your life. Seriously. And you're gonna be constantly throwing money at taking care of it. Food is expensive, proper shelter is expensive, healthcare is expensive... Personally, I think the whole thing is just one big scheme to milk us for as much money as the corporations can get from us, but it's not like anyone can give up having a Corporeal Form these days. It's like having a cell phone: an absolute necessity to get by.
So my final rating: 0/10, would not recommend. If you're considering Having a Corporeal Form and Being Made of Meat, look elsewhere for an incarnation experience. There's bound to be an option that's cheaper, lower maintenance, and doesn't fall apart in no time at all. I've heard Being a Plant is pretty nice, but I've never tried it, so I'm not gonna recommend it until I do.
That's all for today, gamers. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and hit that bell so you can get notifications whenever I post a new video. Until next time, stay safe Minecraftia.
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So first off, let me just say that this thing is high maintenance. For real. You have to constantly be taking care of your Corporeal Form, or it just won't stop causing you problems. I've had ex-girlfriends that were less needy. [insert laugh track here] But seriously, you have to provide food every few hours, water basically all the time, and let's not go into having to clean up after it. You have to be paying attention to it constantly to keep up with what it needs.
Then there's all the little problems. Bad back, bad knees, bad brain... Basically, have a Corporeal Form means that if you aren't dealing with one thing, you're dealing with something else. And it doesn't take long for them to basically start falling apart. I've had mine for about 30 years now (I know, I'm like the Crypt Keeper), and already the knees are messed up, the back doesn't work right, and that's not getting into the issues in the head. Planned obsolescence is real.
On top of that, every day or so, it makes you fall unconscious for hours at a time, you vividly hallucinate the whole time, and then when you finally wake up you wind up forgetting whatever you hallucinated. It's a real pain, and while you can work to prevent it for a while, you can only manage a few days before your Corporeal Form will make sure it happens anyways. It's a drag.
It's also a major commitment, both in time and money. Once you have a Corporeal Form, you're stuck with it for the rest of your life. Seriously. And you're gonna be constantly throwing money at taking care of it. Food is expensive, proper shelter is expensive, healthcare is expensive... Personally, I think the whole thing is just one big scheme to milk us for as much money as the corporations can get from us, but it's not like anyone can give up having a Corporeal Form these days. It's like having a cell phone: an absolute necessity to get by.
So my final rating: 0/10, would not recommend. If you're considering Having a Corporeal Form and Being Made of Meat, look elsewhere for an incarnation experience. There's bound to be an option that's cheaper, lower maintenance, and doesn't fall apart in no time at all. I've heard Being a Plant is pretty nice, but I've never tried it, so I'm not gonna recommend it until I do.
That's all for today, gamers. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and hit that bell so you can get notifications whenever I post a new video. Until next time, stay safe Minecraftia.
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